Rowan Williams - Barking Mad

I used to think that Cantuar had at least half a functioning brain. But this is just plain silly.

I'm not against Sharia courts as such. We don't have such things here in Wolong, so they don't bother me. No, it's ecclesiastical courts of any kind that get right up my bamboo chute. I suppose it's no surprise that a Lord Spiritual should want to grab himself some Temporal power, but honestly!

Oxford Martyrs, Rowan. Remember?
Spanish Inquisition ring a bell?

Cross,

PS Panda

Pandora's Metal Box Reported to Consumer Direct

Worrying news from the humans!

It seems they ordered some stuff from this outfit in Nottingham:

Pandora's Box
Top Floor
17-19 Long Row
Nottingham
NG1 2DH

tel: 0115 959 9394

well before Christmas last year, but nothing's turned up and Pandora's Box aren't responding to queries.

It's enough to make a panda quite worried, especially as I was thinking how hard I'd look in a Slipknot hoodie. I don't think I'll be ordering any stuff from Pandora, even though their website at www.pandorasmetalbox.co.uk is still open for business and taking payments.

I think the humans are very wise to report them to www.consumerdirect.gov.uk. Let's hope there's a happy outcome. It's no fun having upset humans on the premises :(

Thrashingly,

PS Panda