What is it about the XBox 360 that attracts spammers? And will this post also attract spammers?

Mischievously,

PS Panda

Happy post-Christmas, everyone.

Being a devout Bambooist I don't celebrate Christmas myself, but it amuses me to watch the humans spending all their money and making themselves sick on unsuitable comestibles. Go right ahead, I say, gorge yourselves to death and reduce the surplus population!

As often happens at this time of year, there has been a new arrival at Panda Towers and, I regret to say, he is not a Monochromist. Here he is:

He looks rather querulous, does he not? Fortunately this is not the case in real life and that mouth, that looks like it belongs to a long-term complainer, is actually yawning. He sleeps a lot, and so we have yet to engage in a conversation that lasts more than a sentence and a half.

I am sure we will get on increasingly famously as the days lengthen into Spring and there is more time to discuss matters of import to us both, and thereby discover common ground.

Optimistically,

PS Panda

Warning! Imposter!!

It has come to my attention that there is someone calling himself @PSPanda who is posting, or tweeting or twittering or blathering or whatever it's called on twitter.com.

I have looked at his tweets and frankly they are not the kind of thing with which I would choose to be associated. Quite foul, in fact. I would urge you to unfriend or defollow or otherwise ignore this fraud.

Oh. Happy New Year.

Over and out,

PS Panda

I suppose you think that's funny

Chillyly,

PS Panda

Happy Chrimbo

Festively,

PS Panda

We Had A Party

And the cake was yummy.

Chocolately,

PS Panda

It's That Time Of Year Again

Happy Birthday to me,
Happy Birthday to me,
Happy Birthday dear PS Panda,
Happy Birthday to me.

It needed to be said.

Anniversarily,

PS Panda

Words Fail Me

Let pandas die out, says British naturalist.

And let the effing monkeys follow!

Spluttering,

PS Panda