Quite Ridiculous!

Did you ever see anything so daft?

Puzzled,

PS Panda

On The Telly

It's not often you get to see us monochromists on TV, so it was nice to catch a whole hour's worth tonight:


Yes, I know, there are penguins all the time. Penguins, penguins, penguins. Yawn.

(Mostly) Thrilled

PS Panda

August's PotM

Here he is. I think he's scratching his back, but it's possible that he's actually conducting one of the Mystic Paw Contemplations Of Zen.

Warmly,

PS Panda

Agony

I received this cri de coeur in the post this morning. I would like to share it with you as it touches on a delicate matter which affects all of us from time to time. I have changed some names in the interest of discretion.


Dear PS Panda,

I have lately been suffering from the most terrible attacks of wind which have frightened off the neighbours and made my part of the forest lonely and uninhabitable. What should I do?

Close to despair,

Trumpeting Panda


Dear TP,

You have my deepest sympathy in your affliction. The panda gut is a sensitive organ and easily upset, particularly if there has been a change of diet.

May I ask you - have you altered your dietary habits recently? Especially, have you been tempted to switch to a cheaper brand of sausage?

Times are hard, I know, and the lure of the budget sausage is difficult to resist when your purse is light and your stomach empty. But, believe me, the false economy of purchasing a cheap sausage is exactly that - false. Even expensive wurst and choriso contain ingredients of less than premium quality. So much more so is it when we consider the low-quality end of the market. You would blench if you knew the least of it!

Inflation is the price we all must pay for living in a consumer economy - but inflation of the inwards is, fortunately, completely avoidable. Stick to a good quality Cumberland or Lincolnshire sausage from a reputable manufacturer and all will soon be well and you will once more be able to take your rightful place in panda society.

Do let me know how you get on.

Healthily,

PS Panda

July's Panda Of The Month

Isn't he handsome! And so contented.


Pleased,

PS Panda

My Shame

I have a terrible confession to make.

Soon.

With contrition,

PS Panda

I'm back!!!!

It took a while and I had to jump through quite a few Google hoops to get here but hallelujah!!!

Delightedly,

PS Panda

OMFG!!11!!!11!1

This makes me very happy:



Whereas this unfortunate tale fills my eyes with the waters of deep sorrow: The Lost Paw

Niu Niu, I'm here for you you.

Both Delighted and Distressed,

PS Panda

A New Chum

A new friend arrived here yesterday. His name is Montague Egg Panda. Here we are:

As you can see, he is a panda of stature, if not quite the same calibre as myself. He seems to be be a most sensible creature and to possess a strong character. I'm sure we'll get on very well together.

Welcomingly,

PS Panda

This Is War

And in war there are casualties:



All Hail The Glorious Dead!

Jubilant In Sacrifice,

PS Panda

A Phoney War?

Don't you believe it, mate!

Craftily,

PS Panda

Happy New Year

As I'm sure you realise, we pandas celebrate the Chinese New Year, not the Western one; but all the same, Happy New Year to all my friends.

And to the rest of you; I see two futures. One is full of peace and light, the other is dark with bloodstained fur and sightless, splintered eyes.

Your choice, Brown Bears! Saunter in the sun or grovel in the gloom - it is up to you. There is only one way you can earn a Happy New Year of your own:

Free Lupin!

And now on a more cheerful note, here is January's Panda Of The Month:


Isn't he appealing? That's how I want Lupin to look when he grows up.

Yours in monochrome,

PS Panda