I read that the army, faced with increasingly obese wannabe recruits, has raised its entry BMI limit from 28 to 32.
It's a good thing I never applied to join the Royal Greenjackets. I'd have been altogether the wrong shape for the ranks even though I am, I'm sure you'll agree, a fine figure of a panda.
Ponderously,
PS Panda
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