This Is Ridiculous!

China uses panda porn and sexercise to increase population of national icon

I have no trouble at all with the laydeez, thank you very much.

Outraged,

PS Panda

Where were you?

Truffles and I sat up all last night in front of the television, waiting for John Barrowman to come on. Truffles is his biggest fan, apparently.

Well he didn't, which was rather disappointing. We did, however, buy some great fitness apparatus, a nifty Slazenger watch, a globe of the world made of semi-precious minerals and a 10-CD set containing 120 sensational power ballads.

I hope the humans are pleased.

Goggle-eyed,

PS Panda

How Very Useful!

The female human has acquired a new electronic device. As you can see, I have pressed it into use as a means of adjusting my toilette and checking up on my grooming.

Self-admiringly,

PS Panda

A new friend

Let me introduce Truffles Panda:

Isn't he cuddly? Here we are, cuddling:

I think we're going to be great chums. And please; nobody say the L-word....

Hopefully,

PS Panda