I read this morning that the award of an Anti Social Behaviour Order (ASBO) is regarded by the anthropoid youth as a necessary rite of passage on the path to full-blown monkeyhood.
Pah! The branch-swingers don't know they're born. All they know how to do is run around shouting, get hammered on Special Brew, pee on the wall and have their collars felt. Me, I've stood on my forepaws and marked my territory in hundreds of places and never been had up over it.
Who's smarter, eh? You, for getting caught, or me for getting away with it?
Smugly,
PS Panda
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